Saturday, October 24, 2009

Behold! Teh Pimphand! An Introduction, a bio, a killing of time

It was only a matter of time before Melissa's near endless harping induced me to write a new blog (I had a heavily trafficked one back in '04-'05 but the host decided my tone was offensive). Not that she thinks my unique style of anti-social caustic banter needed a wider audience than after hours at Tanuki could provide.

No, she simply would not let up on my politics "chasing off the customers" from the Nuki twitter account. So, here in all its majesty is my blog.

Lets establish this now-
Obama is a fucking Marxist, nationalized healthcare is a path to fascism & you liberal commies out there can fucking suck it for all I care. There. It needed saying. That said, if you are a Nuki customer I love you still even though you are obviously insane.

In later blogs I will endeavor to explain to ya'll why freedom, creativity and excellence can only exist in a free-market society. There will be recipes, gratuitous and frequent uses of "cunt" as noun, verb, adverb AND adjective. Food pictures, explanations of obscure culinary terms and products and drink tips.

There will be frequent references to a genre of movies known as "torture porn". Best add some to your Netflix queue or you just won't get it. Also, Lauren German is hot.

So there, first blog.


  1. I'm stoked to see this happening!! Looking forward to future posts. TANUKI RULES!! FUCK POLITICS!!

  2. Welcome back to the blogsphere. Looking forward to more posts. Pickle recipe maybe? ;)

  3. More baby pics than you can poke a stick at, although keep an eye our for baby torture I mean Halloween costumery post coming soon

  4. Have I told you I love you lately sweetheart!

  5. I've seen no drink tips as promised and given my fond memories of a post thanksgiving bloody mary chez "nuki" lets put up the goods....